justin bieber funny quotes

There are people who have money and people who are rich. ~Coco Chanel



The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.. ~William Shakespeare, As You Like It



A baby nursing at a mother's breast... is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature. ~David Suzuki



Who hath a better friend than a cat? ~William Hardwin



A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. ~Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951



The unrecorded past is none other than our old friend, the tree in the primeval forest which fell without being heard. ~Barbara Tuchman



I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value. ~Author Unknown



Living involves tearing up one rough draft after another. ~Author Unknown



Nature rejuvenates so quickly, so completely. Though we often view ourselves otherwise, we are nature. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Give to every human being every right that you claim for yourself. ~Robert Ingersoll



Life is a cement trampoline. ~Howard Nordberg



Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. ~Author Unknown



Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. ~Ecclesiastes 1:2



I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income. ~Gene Perret



The words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world, but, as in whispering-galleries, they are clearly heard at the end and by posterity. ~Jean Paul Richter



Imaginary gardens with real toads in them. ~Marianne Moore's definition of poetry, "Poetry," Collected Poems, 1951



If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow. ~Author Unknown



It isn't the size of the gift that matters, but the size of the heart that gives it. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994



Every leader needs to look back once in a while to make sure he has followers. ~Author Unknown



At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966