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Happiness lies, first of all, in health. ~George William Curtis, Lotus-Eating



Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. ~Andrew Brown



War should be made a crime, and those who instigate it should be punished as criminals. ~Charles Evans Hughes



And--> all the soul-help that sad souls understand. ~Will Carleton



Art is an adventure that never seems to end. ~Jason, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999



A player who conjugates a verb in the first person singular cannot be part of the squad, he has to conjugate the verb in the first person plural. We. We want to conquer. We are going to conquer. Using the word "I" when you're in a group makes things complicated. ~Wanderley Luxemburgo



Freedom is never given; it is won. ~A. Philip Randolph



Even stranger things have happened; and perhaps the strangest of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes. ~Eric T. Bell, The Development of Mathematics



I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. ~George Carlin



In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. ~Author Unknown



A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



If the knitter is weary the baby will have no new bonnet. ~Irish Proverb



I think it is a pity to lose the romantic side of flying and simply to accept it as a common means of transport.... ~Amy Johnson



Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. ~Mark Twain



Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. ~Elbert Hubbard



A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both. ~Author Unknown



Resolve to be thyself; and know that he who finds himself, loses his misery. ~Matthew Arnold, "Self-Dependence," Empedocles on Etna, and Other Poems, 1852



It is easier to commit murder than to justify it. ~Aemilius Papinianus



Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911