megan fox quotes on life

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuytbn pasdlgkhasdfasdf. ~Lemony Snicket



Beauty is the first present Nature gives to women, and the first it takes away. ~Mere



The art of reading is in great part that of acquiring a better understanding of life from one's encounter with it in a book. ~Andre Maurois



But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith's. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with. ~Charles Dickens



The paper burns, but the words fly away. ~Akiba ben Joseph



There are truths on this side of the Pyranees, which are falsehoods on the other. ~Blaise Pascal



A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors. ~Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way



There's no taking trout with dry breeches. ~Miguel de Cervantes



though love be a day and life be nothing, it shall not stop kissing. ~e.e. cummings



If I am not for myself, who will be? ~Pirke Avoth



For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ~Hunter S. Thompson



I'm not a doctor and I don't know the technical terminology, but I do know that sunshine activates our happiness glands. ~Jessi Lane Adams



If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~Alfred North Whitehead



Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9



It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. ~Robert Fuoss



Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley



I like to think of thoughts as living blossoms borne by the human tree. ~James Douglas



Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. ~Abbott Lawrence Lowell