megan fox quotes on weed

I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men. ~Diamanda Galas



I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor



From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~Mabel Louise Robinson



Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. ~Tryon Edwards



Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser - in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough. ~Abraham Lincoln



Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults - ah! there is the sting of life. ~Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892



Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. ~Norman Vincent Peale



For the man sound in body and serene of mind there is no such thing as bad weather; every day has its beauty, and storms which whip the blood do but make it pulse more vigorously. ~George Gissing, "Winter," The Private Papers of Henry Ryecroft, 1903



The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Coffee, n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown



Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want. ~Gael Greene



Epitaph: an inscription on a tombstone in memory of the one buried there; a brief literary piece commemorating a deceased person.



A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Fashion is like the id. It makes you desire things you shouldn't. ~Bob Morris



There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. ~Edwin Denby



The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles? ~John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson, 20 June 1815



Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes along. ~Samuel Butler, "Speech at the Somerville Club," 27 February 1895



Face what you think you believe and you will be surprised. ~William Hale White



Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. ~William James