myspace quotes and sayings

Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. ~Author Unknown



Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. ~Bertold Brecht



"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes." ~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985



It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem. ~G.K. Chesterton



There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. ~John Erskine There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. ~John Erskine



It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. ~Author Unknown



Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?" ~Jack Handey



Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. ~Author Unknown



The search for happiness is unlike any other search, for we search last in the likeliest places. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There are few who would not rather be taken in adultery than in provincialism. ~Aldous Huxley, Antic Hay, 1923



I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. ~Malcolm Muggeridge



I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman. ~Anais Nin



'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come. ~Lord Byron



The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water. ~Sigmund Freud



Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don't know he's there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker. ~Astrid Alauda



Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. ~Lord Chesterfield



When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. ~Ogden Nash



The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. ~Walt Whitman



The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. ~Author Unknown



Man is a knot into which relationships are tied. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantiere