quotes and sayings about girls

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's a cha-cha. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. ~Torvald Gahlin



An artist's career always begins tomorrow. ~James McNeill Whistler



Why was man created on the last day? So that he can be told, when pride possesses him: God created the gnat before thee. ~The Talmud



We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin



Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. ~Tobias Smollett



You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. ~Albert Einstein



Idleness is the beginning of all psychology. What? Could it be that psychology is - a vice? ~Friedrich Nietzsche, alluding to the proverb "Idleness is the beginning of all vices"



Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. ~P.J. O'Rourke



Our historic imagination is at best slightly developed. We generalise and idealise the past egregiously. We set up little toys to stand as symbols for centuries and the complicated lives of countless individuals. ~John Dewey, Characters and Events



Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. ~Sidney Denham



To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. ~Confucius



If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up. ~Tommy Bolt



Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! ~Hamilton Wright Mabie



Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette



Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. ~Rita Mae Brown



After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want



A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. ~Marian Sandmaier



Jesus died too soon. He would have repudiated His doctrine if He had lived to my age. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche



The human race has had long experience and a fine tradition in surviving adversity. But we now face a task for which we have little experience, the task of surviving prosperity. ~Alan Gregg