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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't. ~George Bernard Shaw



Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. ~Dave Barry



I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. ~Winston Churchill



Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. ~Author Unknown



Whether he likes it or not, a man�s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. ~Anthony Holden



Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love. ~Letty Cottin Pogrebin



Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. ~Gretta Brooker Palmer



When we think of the past, we forget the fools and remember the sage. We reverse the process for our own time. ~George Boas



Nutrimentum spiritus (food for the soul). ~Berlin Royal Library, inscription



You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. ~Douglas MacArthur



Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. ~Stan Kelly-Bootle



Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan



Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. ~Author Unknown



For some moments in life there are no words. ~David Seltzer, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory



You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson



Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. ~H.G. Wells



Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. ~Slovenian Proverb



Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson



Fields can lie fallow, but we can't; we have less time. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse. ~Benjamin Franklin