quotes on t shirts

If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair. ~Samuel Johnson



Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation. ~Author Unknown



The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong. ~Nevin Fenneman



When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. ~Alan Alda



I am convinced that the universe is under the control of a loving purpose, and that in the struggle for righteousness man has cosmic companionship. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. ~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet CXVI"



People ask why I skip and I give the incomparable reason of "why not?" ~Author unknown, as posted on iskip.com



Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock. ~Wynn Catlin



There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. ~Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945



Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is a sport. Sport is when individuals or teams compete against each other under equal circumstances to determine who is better at a given game or endeavor. Hunting will be a sport when deer, elk, bears, and ducks are... given 12-gauge shotguns. Bet we'd see a lot fewer drunk yahoos (live ones, anyway) in the woods if that happened. ~R. Lerner, letter, Sierra, March-April 1991



Punning and groaning are brothers. ~B.F. Tucson



Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. ~Albert Einstein, The World As I See It, 1934



The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave



I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days. ~Author Unknown



A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~Winston Churchill



A new position of responsibility will usually show a man to be a far stronger creature than was supposed. ~William James



As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social. ~Joseph Francis



Learning Zen is a phenomenon of gold and dung. Before you understand it, it's like gold; after you understand it, it's like dung. ~Zen Saying



Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow, it is difficult to say whether the hard things or the pleasant things did me the most good. ~Lucy Larcom



But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. ~Galatians 5:22, 23