valentine love poems

Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. ~Author Unknown



We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. ~Brad Park We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. ~Author Unknown



What we see depends mainly on what we look for. ~John Lubbock



Jealousy in romance is like salt in food. A little can enhance the savor, but too much can spoil the pleasure and, under certain circumstances, can be life-threatening. ~Maya Angelou



It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards. ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland



Small children are convinced that ponies deserve to see the inside of the house. ~Maya Patel



True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach



If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. ~Henry Ford



Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. ~Charles Caleb Colton



The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won't be able to tell the carrots from the onions. ~Arthur Bloch



No creature is fully itself till it is, like the dandelion, opened in the bloom of pure relationship to the sun, the entire living cosmos. ~D.H. Lawrence



I not only bow to the inevitable; I am fortified by it. ~Thornton Wilder



But mathematics is the sister, as well as the servant, of the arts and is touched with the same madness and genius. ~Harold Marston Morse



History... is an aggregation of truths, half-truths, semi-truths, fables, myths, rumors, prejudices, personal narratives, gossip, and official prevarications. It is a canvas upon which thousands of artists throughout the ages have splashed their conceptions and interpretations of a day and an era. Some motifs are grotesque and some are magnificent. ~Philip D. Jordan



A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do. ~Lois Wyse



A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown



It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. ~Albert Camus



To think of playing cricket for hard cash! Money and gentility would ruin any pastime under the sun. ~Mary Russell Mitford, 1823



A woman should soften but not weaken a man. ~Sigmund Freud



Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise. ~Proverbs 6:6