valentines day poems for parents from kids

Bon mot: a witticism, a clever or witty turn of phrase; a bon mot is a particularly well-turned phrase, distinguished more by wittiness than by profundity. Example: "Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do." ~Oscar Wilde



Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself. ~John Locke



All morons hate it when you call them a moron. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 6



Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as it were, God's grandchild. ~Dante Alighieri, Inferno



Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen



Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. ~Author Unknown



Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still. ~Chinese Proverb



Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~Eleanor Roosevelt



When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. ~Woody Allen



Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss. ~Robert Burns



'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. ~Ovid



Dust is just a country accent. ~Author Unknown



The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~H.G. Wells, Bealby, 1915



Her kisses left something to be desired... the rest of her. ~Author Unknown



Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath: For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God. ~James 1:19-20



There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back. ~Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister



If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. ~Cynthia Nelms



Breastfeeding is best. ~Author Unknown



The aim of military training is not just to prepare men for battle, but to make them long for it. ~Louis Simpson