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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry



Seventy-five percent of our planet is water - can you swim? ~Author Unknown



A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ~Bill Vaughan



Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time. ~Winston Churchill



False eloquence is exaggeration; true eloquence is emphasis. ~William Alger



Prayer is not merely an occasional impulse to which we respond when we are in trouble: prayer is a life attitude. ~Walter A. Mueller



Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? ~Pablo Casals



Respect yourself and others will respect you. ~Confucius



Undoubtedly the desire for food has been and still is one of the main causes of political events. ~Bertrand Russell



History is but the nail on which the picture hangs. ~Alexandre Dumas, Catherine Howard



If only cats grew into kittens. ~R. Stern



It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons. ~Douglas Adams, The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy



They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works. ~Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy, 1621



I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem. ~Jerry Falwell



Without labor nothing prospers. ~Sophocles



Time is the fire in which we burn. ~Delmore Schwartz, "Calmly We Walk Through This April's Day," 1937 (Thanks, George)



Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~Julins Gordon



The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. ~Patrick Young



A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. ~Author Unknown



It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. ~Author Unknown