birthday quotes for brother from sister

There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates. ~James Russell Lowell



A Conservative government is an organised hypocrisy. ~Benjamin Disraeli, 1845



To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning. ~Henry David Thoreau



Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? ~Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849



We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children. ~John Sculley



Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. ~David Byrne



Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. ~Charles Beresford, telegram reply to a dinner invitation



Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~Author Unknown



The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~Author Unknown



He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for. ~Moroccan Proverb



Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. ~Ogden Nash



Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. ~Iara Gassen



A lie has speed, but truth has endurance. ~Edgar J. Mohn



Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. ~James Stephens, The Crock of Gold



Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. ~Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood, Biker Boyz



Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. ~Joseph Addison, The Spectator



Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants. ~Oleg Kiselev



Sometimes life's Hell. But hey! Whatever gets the marshmallows toasty. ~J. Andrew Helt



The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. ~Patrick Murray



Justice is the insurance which we have on our lives and property. Obedience is the premium which we pay for it. ~William Penn