collages of quotes

When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. ~Author Unknown



There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. ~Winston Churchill



Invest a few moments in thinking. It will pay good interest. ~Author Unknown



When I do not walk in the clouds I walk as though I were lost. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



They are the weakest, however strong, who have no faith in themselves or their own powers. ~Christian Bovee



Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. ~Proverb



I never really look for anything. What God throws my way comes. I wake up in the morning and whichever way God turns my feet, I go. ~Pearl Bailey



Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. ~Oren Arnold



In general, the churches, visited by me often on weekdays... bore for me the same relation to God that billboards did to Coca-Cola; they promoted thirst without quenching it. ~John Updike, A Month of Sundays, 1975



You can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you'll see something, maybe. ~Edward Abbey You can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you'll see something, maybe. ~Edward Abbey



Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust. ~Author Unknown



A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. ~Author Unknown



If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure. ~David Ambrose



Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson



There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. ~Laurence J. Peter



Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche



What if man were required to educate his children without the help of talking animals. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Everything you can imagine is real. ~Pablo Picasso



We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. ~Vince Lombardi



Two and two the mathematician continues to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five. ~James McNeill Whistler, Whistler Versus Ruskin, 1878