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Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~Lora Brody



If you would know strength and patience, welcome the company of trees. ~Hal Borland



The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss. ~Thomas Carlyle



Faith is spiritualized imagination. ~Henry Ward Beecher



My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew



We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish, but we have not learned the simple art of living together as brothers. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963



Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. ~Mahatma Gandhi



Whenever I held my newborn baby in my arms, I used to think that what I said and did to him could have an influence not only on him but on all whom he met, not only for a day or a month or a year, but for all eternity - a very challenging and exciting thought for a mother. ~Rose Kennedy



Hear your heart. Heart your health. ~Faith Seehill



Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream? ~Ashleigh Brilliant



He who writes prose builds his temple to Fame in rubble; he who writes verses builds it in granite. ~Edward Bulwer-Lytton



A letter always seemed to me like immortality because it is the mind alone without corporeal friend. ~Emily Dickinson



"It's a question of discipline," the little prince told me later on. "When you've finished washing and dressing each morning, you must tend your planet." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard



The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. ~John Howard



In the midst of great joy, do not promise anyone anything. In the midst of great anger, do not answer anyone's letter. ~Chinese Proverb



The safest risk is the one you didn't take. ~Author Unknown



The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. ~John Sladek



Great scientific discoveries have been made by men seeking to verify quite erroneous theories about the nature of things. ~Aldous Huxley, "Wordsworth in the Tropics"



To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. ~Lewis B. Smedes, "Forgiveness - The Power to Change the Past," Christianity Today, 7 January 1983 (Thanks, Donna)



When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. ~Katharine Whitehorn, "Nought for Homework," Roundabout, 1962