funny pictures with quotes

He who does not economize will have to agonize. ~Confucius



Don't learn safety by accident. ~Author Unknown



There's a long, long trail a-winding into the land of my dreams. ~Stoddard King, Jr.



Whoever one is, and wherever one is, one is always in the wrong if one is rude. ~Maurice Baring



Where is the good in goodbye? ~Meredith Willson, The Music Man (Thanks, Thomas)



Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas. ~Roseanne, "Don't Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner



To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. ~Josh Billings



Expect an early death - it will keep you busier. ~Martin H. Fischer



In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night. ~Mark Twain



Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. ~Doug Larson



Success: To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded! ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Success: To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded! ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. ~Ovid



People have become as processed as food. ~Astrid Alauda



Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. ~Herbert Agar



Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect. ~Theodore Parker



By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower. ~Rabindrath Tagore



If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. ~Author Unknown



There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. ~John Erskine There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. ~John Erskine



I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. ~Carrie Latet