funny quotes marathi

History assures us that civilizations decay quite leisurely. ~Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History



A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself. ~Axel Munthe



Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. ~Denis Diderot



To teach is to learn twice. ~Joseph Joubert, Pensees, 1842



Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. ~Author Unknown



You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. ~Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, "Billy Joel"



Actually, I'm not all that interested in the subject of photography. Once the picture is in the box, I'm not all that interested in what happens next. Hunters, after all, aren't cooks. ~Henri Cartier-Bresson



Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality. ~Les Brown



We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? ~Will Rogers



What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery



When life gives you lemons, please, just don't squirt them in other people's eyes. ~J. Andrew Helt



It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise. ~Oscar Wilde



Adultery is the application of democracy to love. ~Henry Louis Mencken, "Sententiae," A Book of Burlesques, 1920



Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time. ~E.P. Whipple



The bicycle had, and still has, a humane, almost classical moderation in the kind of pleasure it offers. It is the kind of machine that a Hellenistic Greek might have invented and ridden. It does no violence to our normal reactions: It does not pretend to free us from our normal environment. ~J.B. Jackson



Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts, because it is not mere translation or abstraction from life; it is life itself. ~Havelock Ellis



It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers. ~Author unknown, quoted in You Said a Mouthful edited by Ronald D. Fuchs



The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981



Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. ~Stephen Baker