happy birthday quotes for grandma

Memories are stitched with love. ~Author Unknown



Is devotion to others a cover for the hungers and the needs of the self, of which one is ashamed? I was always ashamed to take. So I gave. It was not virtue. It was a disguise. ~Anais Nin



Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable. ~George Bernard Shaw



Destiny has two ways of crushing us - by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them. ~Henri Frederic Amiel



Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. ~Gore Vidal Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. ~Gore Vidal



Time sure flies when you skip an hour. ~Jessi Lane Adams



I don't even know what I was running for - I guess I just felt like it. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 1



Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. ~Bradley Millar



Just because you're not sick doesn't mean you're healthy. ~Author Unknown



If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also. ~Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 79



We live and die; Christ died and lived! ~John Stott



There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain. ~W. Somerset Maugham



But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow. ~Mark Twain, Huck Finn



Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. ~Homer



Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter



Elephants and grandchildren never forget. ~Andy Rooney



The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote



Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. ~Homer Simpson Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. ~O.C. Ogilvie



If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle



I live my daydreams in music. ~Albert Einstein