quotes for brothers and sisters

Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since. ~Josh Billings



Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson



Before you can break out of prison, you must first realize you're locked up. ~Author Unknown



Young wives are the leading asset of corporate power. They want the suburbs, a house, a settled life, and respectability. They want society to see that they have exchanged themselves for something of value. ~Ralph Nader



Maxim: a concisely expressed principle or rule of conduct, or a statement of a general truth; a saying of proverbial nature.



Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation. ~Margaret Mead



The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. ~Doris Day



Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately. ~Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player



The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. ~Author unknown, in reference to Ecclesiastes 9:11, "I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all."



A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb



Cartman: "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise."



Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war. ~Otto Von Bismark



In all that surrounds him the egotist sees only the frame of his own portrait. ~J. Petit-Senn



My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. ~Author Unknown



If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong. ~Pat Parelli



If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. ~Henry Ford



Those who fear life are already three parts dead. ~Bertrand Russell



Oftentimes the supposed increasers of knowledge have only given a new name, and a worse, to what every body knew before. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort. ~Abba Eban



Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. ~William James