thank you teacher quotes

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. ~Chauncey Depew, at an 1881 New England Society meeting in New York



Ink and paper are sometimes passionate lovers, oftentimes brother and sister, and occasionally mortal enemies. ~Terri Guillemets



I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape. ~Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape



People cannot go wrong, if you don't let them. They cannot go right, unless you let them. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



The naive follow their hearts. The wise lead with their hearts. ~Author Unknown



Motto: a short expression of a guiding principle or ideal of behavior; a sentence, phrase, or word inscribed on something as appropriate to or indicative of its character or use. Example: "Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time." ~Motto of the Baltimore Grotto, a caving society



Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. ~Brian Aldiss



Truely man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. ~Leonardo da Vinci



If you've never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom. ~Terri Guillemets



They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk. ~Gene Roddenberry



Kissing don't last; cookery do! ~George Meredith



He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. ~Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?



I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault. ~Jack Tatum



The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce



In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment. ~Duke of Endinburgh



Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. ~Lord Chesterfield



For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. ~Robert Benchley, Benchley - or Else!



The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever. ~Anatole France



No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman. ~Frank O'Connor