Isabeli Fontana for Vogue Spain (May 2011)

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Isabeli Fontana for Vogue Spain (May 2011)

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The Heathers!

''Last night was the grand finale of cult cable television docu-drama RuPaul’s Drag Race. In case you haven’t seen it, I’ll refrain from revealing to you which one of these two ladies won (Manila Luzon, left, and Raja, right). Saturday night, these two and their fellow “Heather” Carmen Carrera took to the stage at NYC’s Escuelita club in Hell’s Kitchen to give their fans the IRL performance they’ve been waiting for. One of RuPaul’s infamous taglines on the show is “Don’t fuck it up!” The Heathers heeded Ru’s words to the hilt. Ladies: never sashay away.''
-vmagazine

Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns

The top 10 celebrity meltdowns, according to Time Magazine:
Charlie Sheen
Mel Gibson
Christian Bale
Tom Cruise
Bill O'Reilly
Michael Richards
Alec Baldwin
Casey Kasem
Lily Tomlin
David Hasselhoff
...Where's Britney?

2011 Top 100

Time Magazine has just release their annual top 100 most influential people, of 2011, here are the people you may know from that list:
Amy Poehler, Geoffrey Canada, Mark Zuckerberg, Julian Assange, Colin Firth, Joe Biden, Gabrielle Giffords, Michelle Obama, Tom Ford, Nicolas Sarkozy, Michele Bachmann, Justin Bieber, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Joe Scarborough, Blake Lively, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Kim Jong Un, Mia Wasikowska, John Lasseter, Chris Colfer, Bruno Mars, General David Patraeus, Sting, Mark Wahlberg, Arianna Huffington, Barack Obama, Scott Rudin, Patti Smith

World's Best Restaurants

Restaurant Magazine's annual list of the 50 best restaurants in the world just came out, Here is the top 10:
01. Noma, Denmark
02. El Celler De Can Roca, Spain
03. Mugaritz, Spain
04. Osteria Francescana, Italy
05. The Fat Duck, UK
06. Alinea, US
07. DOM, Brazil
08. Arzak, Spain
09. Le Chateaubriand, France
10. Per Se, US

Caca Is An NME

Lady Caca, NME cover girl, next month! Ugh! Enough!

More Bazaar Caca

Here are more trashy pictures from Lady Caca's Harper's Bazaar spread.

Adele Does Rolling Stone

Everyone's talking about Adele right now, she's number 1 on every fucking album chart imaginable and her music is playing everywhere, so it comes as no surprise that she's on the cover of Rolling Stone next month, congrats betch!

Caca Does Bazaar

Lady Caca is on the cover of Harper's Bazaar next month, wearing those fucking disgusting face prosthetics, bitch ain't you ugly enough? Why do you wear those?

Top 50 In Fashion

Here is Industrie Magazine's list of the top 50 most influential people/things in fashion in 2010 (The New Creative Establishment 2010):

01. Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott, 02. Phoebe Philo, 03. Nicolas Ghesquière, 04. Saint Martins, 05. Miuccia Prada, 06. Tom Ford, 07. Nicola Formichetti, 08. Riccardo Tisci, 09. The French Vogue Gang, 10. Joe McKenna, 11. Marc Jacobs, 12. Karl Lagerfeld, 13. Fabien Baron, 14. Katie Grand, 15. Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin, 16. Rei Kawakubo & Adrian Joffe, 17. Etienne Russo, 18. Karl Templer, 19. Rick Owens, 20. Guido Palau & Pat McGrath, 21. Steven Meisel, 22. Alexander Wang, 23. Stefano Tonchi, 24. Nicholas Kirkwood, 25. M/M Paris, 26. Joerg Koch, 27. Rodarte: Kate & Laura Mulleavy, 28. Olivier Rizzo & Willy Vanderperre, 29. Pascal Dangin, 30. Peter Philips, 31. Burberry Online, 32. David Sims, 33. Alber Elbaz, 34. Net-a-Porter, 35. Cathy Horyn, 36. Christopher Kane, 37. Jenna Lyons, 38. Raf Simons, 39. Panos Yiapanis, 40. Gainsbury & Whiting, 41. Sally Singer, 42. Jop Van Bennekom & Gert Jonkers, 43. Terry Richardson, 44. Opening Ceremony, 45. Peter Marino, 46. Olivier Zahm, 47. Kate Lanphear, 48. Jonathan Newhouse, 49. Simon Doonan, 50. Luis Venegas

Thanks a Lot Mimi!

I would like to personally thank Mimi Carey for helping me throw up this morning.

Manning Does Playboy

Did you take a quick glance at the magazines this month and think Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Playboy? Yes, we all did! Sorry to disappoint, it's not Lindsay, it's Taryn Manning! ghetto actress and apparently she's on the ''Hawaii Five-O'' reboot. Good for her, She made an album with her brother about 8 years ago, they went by the name of Boomkat, and i have to say it was pretty amazing, I heard she's gonna put out some more music soon. Good! I couldn't find any pictures of her tits from that playboy shoot, I'll keep you posted...

Women Gays Love

This month's 'Out' magazine, features women we love, and by 'we' they mean gays! Here is the list of women featured: Wendy Williams, Julia Child, Phyllis Diller, Madonna, Heather Morris, Stockard Channing, Elly Jackson, Jane Fonda, Tippi Hedren, Penny Arcade, Elizabeth Bishop, Chita Rivera, Britney Spears.

R-Rated Past Of Animated Voices

New York Magazine did a fun list this week, or stars who've lent their voices to animated characters, but that have a strong r-rated past. oops! the children!

Russel Brand, Hop

Tim Allen, Toy Story

Owen Wilson, Cars

Snoop Dogg, Arthur And The Invisibles

Eddie Murphy, Shrek & Mulan

Drew Barrymore, Titan A.E.

Ozzy Osbourne, Gnomeo And Juliet

Andy Dick, Hoodwinked & Happily N'ever After

Steve Coogan, Marmaduke

Terrence Howard, The Princess And The Frog

Cheech Marin, The Lion King & Oliver and Company

Tracy Morgan, G-Force

Lowe Does Vanity

Rob Lowe is on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine this month, reminding us that it's about time he does another sex tape! (Rob was one of the first celebrities to have a sex tape leak in the late 80s, with a couple of prostitutes!). Give it another round Rob!

Rihanna Does Rolling Stone

Rihanna is sexing it up on the cover of Rolling Stone this month! Looking bizarre, but hot! But what I really wanna read are the articles on Elizabeth Taylor & Britney! Gotta get it!

Don't Pull a Chris Brown

After Chris Brown showed the world how not to make a comeback on ''Good Morning America'' this week, new york magazine decided to list 10 ways to effectively make a musical comeback:
01. Staging a great TV special (Elvis Presley)
02. Performing solo for the first time at the VMAs (Justin Timberlake)
03. Rapping acapella at the Facebook offices (Kanye West)
04. Dropping a dramatic introduction (Britney Spears)
05. Returning to the tiny venue where you played your first gig ever (Blur)
06. Coming out of the closet (Ricky Martin)
07. Unexpectedly appearing at an awards show (Van Halen)
08. Unexpectedly appearing at an awards show (Kiss)
09. Release your best song in years in the midst of a deadly beef (Nas)
10. Drive through New York on a flatbed truck playing rock music (The Rolling Stones)

Wintour Does Wall Street

La Anna Wintour is on the cover of the april issue of the Wall Street Journal. Interesting!

10 Most Notable Roles

New York magazine put together a list of Elizabeth Taylor's 10 most notable roles, in honor of her death today, if you haven't seen any of these, get to it, her performances are all amazing:
01. National Velvet (1944)
02. A Place In The Sun (1951)
03. Giant (1956)
04. Suddenly, Last Summer (1959)
05. BUtterfield 8 (1960)
06. Cleopatra (1963)
07. Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
08. Taming Of The Shrew (1967)
09. Reflections In a Golden Eye (1967)
10. The Flintstones (1994)