Griffin Goes Topless

Kathy Griffin decided to give us the goodies this weekend. Thanks betch!

Top 10 Worst Awards Show Hosts

Here is Time Magazine's list of the top 10 worst awards show hosts:
-David Letterman, 1994 Oscars
-Reality-Show Hosts, 2008 Emmys
-Chelsea Handler, 2010 MTV VMA's
-Jerry Lewis, 1959 Oscars
-James Franco, 2011 Oscars
-No Hosts (When shows decide not to have hosts)
-Bryant Gumbel, 1997 Emmys
-Donald Duck, 1958 Oscars
-Chris Rock, 2005 Oscars
-Angela Lansbury, 1993 Emmys

Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns

The top 10 celebrity meltdowns, according to Time Magazine:
Charlie Sheen
Mel Gibson
Christian Bale
Tom Cruise
Bill O'Reilly
Michael Richards
Alec Baldwin
Casey Kasem
Lily Tomlin
David Hasselhoff
...Where's Britney?

2011 Top 100

Time Magazine has just release their annual top 100 most influential people, of 2011, here are the people you may know from that list:
Amy Poehler, Geoffrey Canada, Mark Zuckerberg, Julian Assange, Colin Firth, Joe Biden, Gabrielle Giffords, Michelle Obama, Tom Ford, Nicolas Sarkozy, Michele Bachmann, Justin Bieber, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Joe Scarborough, Blake Lively, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Kim Jong Un, Mia Wasikowska, John Lasseter, Chris Colfer, Bruno Mars, General David Patraeus, Sting, Mark Wahlberg, Arianna Huffington, Barack Obama, Scott Rudin, Patti Smith

A Royal Wedding

I was watching one of those stupid Barbara Walters specials last night on the royal wedding (shouldn't they call it A royal wedding, instead of THE royal wedding?) and there's lots of shit i didn't know... like the fact that Prince Charles had to marry a Virgin Aristocrat... ! I knew he wasn't in love with Princess Diana when he married her, but i didn't know she was a fucking Virgin! Dear Lord!
And I think no matter what Kate Middleton wears, it'll be a success compared to Diana's wedding dress! What a disgusting Dress! Ugh! Taffeta Nightmare!

Harper = Nickelback

Is Stephen Harper's conservative ideals wasn't enough, voting for him will put more Nickelback on our radio stations. Dear God NOOO!

Tom Ford Is Celibate

Remember when we were in high school and people used to say that the kids who couldn't stop talking about sex were the ones who weren't getting any.
Well i'd like to apply this concept to Mr.Tom Ford. Bitch can't stop shoving naked people in our faces, I think he's sending us a message ''I WANNA FUCK!''. Let's not waste another second!
Neroli Portofino Fragrance, by Tom Ford ads. Couldn't he have chosen a male model with a better ass? come on!

Caca Is An NME

Lady Caca, NME cover girl, next month! Ugh! Enough!

Lehmkuhl Naked

Reichen Lehmkuhl, who got famous for dating Lance Bass ('NSync), and for starring in the LogoTV reality show ''A-List: New York'', is apparently a fan of cam2cam... and it's not looking good. That dick is disappointing! Better luck next time Reichen!

Thanks a Lot Mimi!

I would like to personally thank Mimi Carey for helping me throw up this morning.

Women Gays Love

This month's 'Out' magazine, features women we love, and by 'we' they mean gays! Here is the list of women featured: Wendy Williams, Julia Child, Phyllis Diller, Madonna, Heather Morris, Stockard Channing, Elly Jackson, Jane Fonda, Tippi Hedren, Penny Arcade, Elizabeth Bishop, Chita Rivera, Britney Spears.

Social Media Is Over

''Turns out, James Franco's Twitter account may only be deleted to you. The night before Franco decided to make his account private, he was telling Politico why: "My thought was, This is my Twitter. I can do whatever I want. But certain companies I work with contacted me about what I was saying." Still, despite allegedly remaining on Twitter in a scaled-down form, Franco isn't high on the medium. "Social media is over," he said. "Still up there. Going down. You heard it here first."'' -nymag

Musto Rates Liz

Michael Musto, of The Village Voice (NYC), rates Elizabeth Taylor's husbands from worst to best: 07. Larry Fortensky (1991-1996) 06. John Warner (1976-1982) 05. Conrad Hilton, Jr. (1950-1951) 04. Michael Wilding (1952-1957) 03. Michael Todd (1957-1958) 02. Eddie Fisher (1959-1964) 01. Richard Burton (1964-1974 & 1975-1976)

R-Rated Past Of Animated Voices

New York Magazine did a fun list this week, or stars who've lent their voices to animated characters, but that have a strong r-rated past. oops! the children!

Russel Brand, Hop

Tim Allen, Toy Story

Owen Wilson, Cars

Snoop Dogg, Arthur And The Invisibles

Eddie Murphy, Shrek & Mulan

Drew Barrymore, Titan A.E.

Ozzy Osbourne, Gnomeo And Juliet

Andy Dick, Hoodwinked & Happily N'ever After

Steve Coogan, Marmaduke

Terrence Howard, The Princess And The Frog

Cheech Marin, The Lion King & Oliver and Company

Tracy Morgan, G-Force

Lowe Does Vanity

Rob Lowe is on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine this month, reminding us that it's about time he does another sex tape! (Rob was one of the first celebrities to have a sex tape leak in the late 80s, with a couple of prostitutes!). Give it another round Rob!

5 Rules for Gentlemen

Here are Tom Ford's 5 rules on how to be a gentleman: 01. Put on the best version of yourself when you go out in the world. 02. A gentleman has to work, people who do not work are so boring and are usually bored. 03. Manners are very important, and actually knowing when things are appropriate. 04. Don't be pretentious or racist or sexist or judge people by their background. 05. Flip-Flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the tennis court or on the beach.

Don't Pull a Chris Brown

After Chris Brown showed the world how not to make a comeback on ''Good Morning America'' this week, new york magazine decided to list 10 ways to effectively make a musical comeback:
01. Staging a great TV special (Elvis Presley)
02. Performing solo for the first time at the VMAs (Justin Timberlake)
03. Rapping acapella at the Facebook offices (Kanye West)
04. Dropping a dramatic introduction (Britney Spears)
05. Returning to the tiny venue where you played your first gig ever (Blur)
06. Coming out of the closet (Ricky Martin)
07. Unexpectedly appearing at an awards show (Van Halen)
08. Unexpectedly appearing at an awards show (Kiss)
09. Release your best song in years in the midst of a deadly beef (Nas)
10. Drive through New York on a flatbed truck playing rock music (The Rolling Stones)

Zombie Does Nightlife

Rick Genest AKA Zombie Boy, is the april cover girl for Nightlife magazine. I love Rico and i think everything that's happening to him is great, but let's face it, it all has an expiration date, and i know he's from Montreal and all but nightlife putting him on their cover is a bit exagerated.

Caca Does I-D

Lady Caca is featured on the cover of i-D magazine, out march 24th. Predictable?

Fashion Icon?

The CFDA (Council of Fashion Designers of America) announced it's nominees and honorees this week, and it looks like Lady Gaga is getting an honorary ''Fashion Icon Award''... What the fuck? The woman has been around for 3 years... this is a bit premature... but then again... this is the fashion industry. ugh!