Minogue Does Montreal

Kylie Minogue came to Montreal's Bell Centre last night, for the first time in forever (maybe even the first time EVER).
Every Gayelle in town was there, without exception, except of course me! Kylie seems like a nice person and a really cool chick, but her music all sounds the same to me. ugh!
I wish she'd go back to acting (Bio-Dome anyone?)

Quebec City Does Good

''Festival D'Été de Québec'' (Québec City's summer festival) has a better lineup than Montreal's Osheaga! I just can't deal! If i wasn't so afraid of getting killed on the plaines d'abraham i would totally go! Festival runs from july 7th to 17th. Here are some of the artists playing:
Duchess Says, Ben Harper, Cut Copy, Elton John, Girl Talk, The Black Keys, Wanda Jackson, Simple Plan, Jimmy Hunt, Marianna Faithfull, Metallica, Death From Above 1979, Thomas Fersen

25 Best Movie Soundtracks

Here are the 25 best movie soundtracks, in chronological order, according to TIME magazine:
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
West Side Story (1961)
A Hard Day's Night (1964)
Mary Poppins (1964)
The Sound Of Music (1965)
The Graduate (1967)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Easy Rider (1969)
Superfly (1972)
American Graffiti (1973)
The Harder They Come (1973)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Grease (1978)
The Bill Chill (1983)
Flashdance (1983)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Purple Rain (1984)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Singles (1992)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Trainspotting (1996)
Rushmore (1998)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

Caca Is An NME

Lady Caca, NME cover girl, next month! Ugh! Enough!

Coachella Brings The Hotness

Here are some hot faces from the Coachella music festival in California, Hot Betch Danny DeVito, my future husband Nick Simmons, and slut extraordinaire Dita Von Teese!

More Caca Fuckery!

Betch, there ain't no more words to express how much i hate you AND your new song!

She's Kidding, Right?

Lady Caca's ''Born This Way'' album cover. This has got to be a joke! Betch has gone officially crazy!

Back To The Drawing Board

Lady Caca's much hyped and much anticipated second single ''Judas'' came out today, and holy shit! There goes all her fans! The thing is horrible, nothing catchy about it, like her usual stuff. 12 year olf asian girls won't be singing this one in a youtube video! That's for sure. I appreciate the effort in trying to do something different, new and exciting, but this is just crap. It's not ''avant garde'' like she wants it to be. Betch needs to get rid of RedOne as a producer, he can only do bubblegum pop, and if she wants to evolve she's gonna need to work with other people, and quickly. I wasn't expecting much... but i'm still disappointed, and according to her, the new album is gonna sound more like Judas, than Born This Way. So let's wait and see. ...When does this thing come out again?

More Bazaar Caca

Here are more trashy pictures from Lady Caca's Harper's Bazaar spread.

Adele Does Rolling Stone

Everyone's talking about Adele right now, she's number 1 on every fucking album chart imaginable and her music is playing everywhere, so it comes as no surprise that she's on the cover of Rolling Stone next month, congrats betch!

Caca Does Bazaar

Lady Caca is on the cover of Harper's Bazaar next month, wearing those fucking disgusting face prosthetics, bitch ain't you ugly enough? Why do you wear those?

Osheaga 2011

Last night I found out that the artists for the 2011 edition of Osheaga were being announced at midnight (thanks to MWR). The lineup kinda feels like a disappointment... We were kinda hoping for PJ Harvey, but sadly she ain't in the lineup (hopefully this means she'll come to montreal and do a show in a hot little venue) but like all the years passed things are bound to change before the date of the event, even more so this year because there's only one headliner. Here are the artists you've heard about: Eminem, Elvis Costello, The Flaming Lips, Death Cab For Cutie, The Tragically Hip, Tokyo Police Club, Jimmy Hunt, Natalia Kills, Kid Cudi, Bright Eyes, Ratatat, Karkwa, Sam Roberts Band, Lights, Sia, Malajube, Bran Van 3000, Crystal Castles, MSTRKRFT

I'm a Slave 4 U 2

Britney Spears released her new video for her song ''Till the World Ends'' from her new album Femme Fatale yesterday. Looks like their inspiration for it was Britney's ''I'm a Slave 4 U'' video. Kinda bizarre.. since when has an artist been inspired by THEMSELVES? Except maybe Lady Caca, who's inspired and amazed when she takes a shit in the morning ''OMGAH This is the best shit i've ever taken, i'm a shitting genius, my fans will love it! Mother Monsta's got a big one for yout tweet loves!'' Britney is also back to the same look she had in the slave video. Wich is maybe not a bad thing. All i have to say is, congratulations to the editor of this video, becaus you've somehow made it look like Britney's dancing again!

Manning Does Playboy

Did you take a quick glance at the magazines this month and think Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Playboy? Yes, we all did! Sorry to disappoint, it's not Lindsay, it's Taryn Manning! ghetto actress and apparently she's on the ''Hawaii Five-O'' reboot. Good for her, She made an album with her brother about 8 years ago, they went by the name of Boomkat, and i have to say it was pretty amazing, I heard she's gonna put out some more music soon. Good! I couldn't find any pictures of her tits from that playboy shoot, I'll keep you posted...

Rihanna Does Rolling Stone

Rihanna is sexing it up on the cover of Rolling Stone this month! Looking bizarre, but hot! But what I really wanna read are the articles on Elizabeth Taylor & Britney! Gotta get it!

Spears Trying To Own It

While preparing for her Good Morning American performance, Britney Spears decided to rehearse in front of an audience, in Las Vegas. Why the hell not! She looks good and healthy, but bitch still hasn't perfected her dancing. One day!

Don't Pull a Chris Brown

After Chris Brown showed the world how not to make a comeback on ''Good Morning America'' this week, new york magazine decided to list 10 ways to effectively make a musical comeback:
01. Staging a great TV special (Elvis Presley)
02. Performing solo for the first time at the VMAs (Justin Timberlake)
03. Rapping acapella at the Facebook offices (Kanye West)
04. Dropping a dramatic introduction (Britney Spears)
05. Returning to the tiny venue where you played your first gig ever (Blur)
06. Coming out of the closet (Ricky Martin)
07. Unexpectedly appearing at an awards show (Van Halen)
08. Unexpectedly appearing at an awards show (Kiss)
09. Release your best song in years in the midst of a deadly beef (Nas)
10. Drive through New York on a flatbed truck playing rock music (The Rolling Stones)

Shears Twitpic

a Jake Shears naked twitpic! I FUCKING DIE!

Fashion Icon?

The CFDA (Council of Fashion Designers of America) announced it's nominees and honorees this week, and it looks like Lady Gaga is getting an honorary ''Fashion Icon Award''... What the fuck? The woman has been around for 3 years... this is a bit premature... but then again... this is the fashion industry. ugh!

Who This Bitch?

Joe Jonas graces the cover of Details magazine, Betch Please!