Want

This might place me in the Victoria Beckham school of shoe philosophy, but my second thought when I saw this pair of Alexandre Birman Indigo Python wedges was: "looks so comfy!" (the first one was "Pretty! Want"). Between the ample wedge, the platform and the wide straps that can hold even the wonkiest of ankles (mine) in place, these Alexandre Birman sandals look as easy to wear as they're chic. Yes, that's my idea of reasonable shoes.

Photo via Lyst.

At The Drop Of a Hat

Seriously?
Eugenie & Beatrice (Fergie's daughters??) at The Royal Wedding. I mean... i know the british are big on hats and stuff but... these hats look like a cry for help! A desperate need for attention.
I guess i would be jealous of Kate Middleton too, so i kinda understand. but still... ugh!

A Foxy Beverage

I have no idea why, but this seems like a good idea to me right now. Lovin' it!

Jolie Does Vuitton

Angelina Jolie has just granted Louis Vuitton permission to photograph her in an ad campaign. The pleasure is all ours i'm sure. Gag!
The whole mess will be photographed by Annie Leibovitz.

Tom Ford Is Celibate

Remember when we were in high school and people used to say that the kids who couldn't stop talking about sex were the ones who weren't getting any.
Well i'd like to apply this concept to Mr.Tom Ford. Bitch can't stop shoving naked people in our faces, I think he's sending us a message ''I WANNA FUCK!''. Let's not waste another second!
Neroli Portofino Fragrance, by Tom Ford ads. Couldn't he have chosen a male model with a better ass? come on!

Margiela Bracelets

Maison Martin Margiela bracelets, simple, yet effective. Lovin' that blue!

Hermes Does iPad

Here are the first two Hermes iPad cases, one on the left costs 820$ and the one on the right costs 1400$.
Both are more expensive than the iPad itself. Makes sense right?

Hot Shades

These have to be the hottest fucking sunglasses i've ever seen in my entire fucking life. Jeremy Scott wearing Cross frames! OMG!

Paco Rabanne Is Back In Fashion

Five years ago fashion designer Paco Rabanne left the house carrying his name and the ready-to-wear market. This fashion week in Paris saw the return of the Paco Rabanne house to fashion, headed by designer Manish Arora. They held a presentation to announce a reissue of the iconic bag, Le 69 Paco Rabanne (in the photo above).

There's also an interesting collaboration with two other fashion talents. A partnership with Comme des Garçons resulted in a version of the metal chain bag in the same design, but with new colors and materials (shagreen, leather). The “Le 69″ Paco Rabanne x Comme des Garcons Bags are already available in Paris as well as online from Colette (colette.fr) where they cost 815 – 1500 euro.

The other version is the Le 69 Paco Rabanne X Judy Blame, created by the punky British designer and takes the chain theme to the next level by decorating it with British coins, silver flowers, razor blades, whistles, and bottle openers. A fashionable Swiss Army knife? Maybe. Personally, I'd sell my soul for the vintage original version, but that's just me.

Photos and info: Colette, Vogue.com and trendlend.net

Alexander McQueen Butterfly Shoes

These are Alexander McQueen Butterfly shoes for spring/summer 2011. They were designed by McQueen's successor as the label's creative director, Sarah Burton, and are priced at £2,300 per pair. I wish they made prints of these shoes so I could buy them to decorate my dressing room.

Photos: luxuryculture.com

Seriously, I Can't!

Come on! Would you seriously wear one of these things to hold your cellphone. That shit must be so uncomfortable.

Hot Betch Of The Day

Your face kinda sucks, but i love your necklace!

Hot Accessory Of The Day

Neck tattoos! I'm all about them this week. So fun!

Politically Incorrect Bag

This ''Craven ''A''' bag, is definately politically incorrect. I regret not buying it, simply to see people's reactions on the street.

Leather iPad Case

H by Harris, quilted leather iPad case. Delicious!

Want- DVF Harper Bag

I don't know about you, but I've had enough gray and black. The DVF Harper day bag in this geometric design makes me believe spring actually might be around the corner. Right now this pattern seems to be a Neiman/Bergdorf exclusive. There are also solid colors available on Diane Von Furstenbers'g own website, but I'm not in the mood for plain beige.

The DVF Penny Wave Satchel isn't bad, either, but I know myself: ivory suede is not going to last (or remain ivory) the season.

Photos: neimanmarcus.com

Thom Browne Wallet

I don't know why, but this Thom Browne leather wallet gets me hot this morning.

Givenchy Bracelets

Hot Shit! Givenchy leather bracelets!

Paris Hilton Wears Chanel In Madrid

I usually try to avoid thinking about Paris Hilton. There are all the obvious reasons, of course, but truth is that I just can't figure her out. I always say that her success says a lot more about us as consumers than about her. Every time I think "well, this woman has after all successfully branded herself into a real business, she can't really be all that_________  (insert adjective of your choice)", I hear her speak and frighteningly myopic and inarticulate. So I ignore her.

I just stumbled upon a bunch of Paris Hilton's photos from last week in Madrid, where she was promoting something or other and noticed how she's starting to look like a cartoon version of herself and it isn't pretty. I dislike stripper-chic and I don't think this look is doing Paris any favors. She's only 29 but the lifestyle seems to be catching up with her. There's no amount of tasteless Chanel accessories that can hide it.

And a note to Uncle Karl: Stop diluting the brand. Please.

Photos: Getty Images Europe

LeAnn Rimes Flies With A Stephanie Bag

LeAnn Rimes never struck me as a DVF girl and she probably still isn't- I doubt Diane von Furstenberg would have approved the rest of LeAnn's outfit, even for a flight.

In any case, she's carrying the Stephanie bag which seems to be a celeb favorites for the last couple of years (though this is the large size that's no longer made). This fact alone is usually enough for me to skip an item, but I admit the medium version in Emerald is very appealing:

DVF Stephanie medium hobo ($875) is available from dvf.com, Saks and the other usual suspects.

Photos of LeAnn Rimes: Just Jared
Khloe Kardashian: coolspotters.com
Stephanie bag: dvf.com